baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(Source: baracknobama, via sorry)

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

(via crystallized-teardrops)

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

(via pizza)

"I am jealous of everybody who is with you when I’m not with you."
(via ajeebinsaan)

(Source: icanrelateto, via sleepless-in-sanity)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via sleepless-in-sanity)

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

image

(Source: gaynewt, via sleepless-in-sanity)

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

(via sleepless-in-sanity)

nicklugo:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

a bubble freezing at negative ten degrees Fahrenheit degrees 
"Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?"
Unknown (via stevenbong)

Always…

(via ahlamqx)

(Source: little-roro, via sleepless-in-sanity)

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