statusupdatesfromjasmine:

“Marchin On” by OneRepublic makes my life worth living today.

(via onerepublic-wonderland)

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via c-rystalllized)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via sleepless-in-sanity)

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

(via sleepless-in-sanity)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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