cardio? more like cardino
(Source: baracknobama, via sorry)
you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions
date me to disappoint your parents
"I am jealous of everybody who is with you when I’m not with you." (via ajeebinsaan)
(Source: icanrelateto, via sleepless-in-sanity)
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
checking your phone in the middle of the night
(Source: gaynewt, via sleepless-in-sanity)
my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.
"Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?" Unknown (via stevenbong)
(Source: little-roro, via sleepless-in-sanity)